Pardon my French

Yep, pretty much. Basher actually said "I can't seem to effectively misplace the trolls" in French. No, I don't know what that means. Why do you always call me? I'm hanging up now.

Yeah, sorry about that. I was on the phone with this creepy fan. Well, see you later!

Wiki-thief

FORGET WHAT I SAID PEOPLE!!! I'm just going to make them in photoshop instead. I can actually make comics much quicker this way. So, there will be a comic tomorrow AND you get 2 today! What a deal!

Also, I just realized that both of today's comics are about thiefs that steal words... word-thiefs...

Edit: Har har! I am such a good speller lol!!!!1!!1! Yeah, I spelled "liar" "lair".... jeez....

...Joke stealer...

Hey guys, bad news. Unfortunately, there won't be comic for a while unless I get my scanner fixed. See, my scanner hasn't been working for a while. I avoided that problem by giving them to my friend, Henry, to scan them. However, he's now in vacation in Taiwan for who knows how long.

Good news is I'm trying a new thing this comic. Speech bubbles! not many webcomics use speech bubbles. Most all use the line to text method like I've been since the beginning. But, let's see if this work out. My logo is in a speech bubble anyway, so...

Does whatever a pencil can...

...Which is, uh... write and draw I guess. So, for those of you who don't get this one: He made the pencil come out of his wrist. Like spiderman.... not working for you? Oh well. Tomorrow's will be better. Speaking of which, see you all then.

OH YEAH! 2 new characters. Be putting those ones up soon.

Console Confusion

So, Here it is!The first comic written by my friend Josh Loughlin! He came up with this comic a while ago, so I'm glad I finally got to it. More comics on the way, but for now, I want you to all check out the character's page! It has bios on all of the characters that have ever appeared in an Excellent Nonsense™ comic. But, uh, I'll see you all later.

Hey, fellas!

Yeah, so unfortunately there is no comic today. But, cheer up! There'll be a lot of new ones coming soon. I actually have several written, it's just the drawing and the finalizing and th scanning and the editing that takes a while. Most of the comics come to me on the spurl of the moment. I'll give you an example using a comic that has already been released:

[We are at a public concert watching a really awesome unknown band that is likely to become extra super famous in the future.]

Kiah(my sister): Hey, look at the keyboardist.

Hans(me): Yeah.

Kiah: He looks like Ricky Gervias.

Hans: Yeah you're right, he does.

Kiah: Hey, what if-

Hans: That would make a great comic. (pulls out notebook)

Kiah: Blah Blah Blah

Hans: Yadda Yadda Yadda

Kiah: Yak Yak Yak?

Yeah, you get the point. So, uh... I don't really have anything else to say. Happy Tuesday!

Yeah, so it's not really a comic...

Who cares? CST testing, y'know. got bored considering the fact that I finished the test an hour and a half early. anyway, I'll have some nice comics for you either tomorrow or the next day. Fresh. Never rotten, always perfectly ripe.

OWNED!!!

Yeah, that's right.

OOOOOOOH! I just realized something! This is the 14th post and it's being posted on the 14th!

I see this happen all the time!

Really, I do. For some reason at coffee places, whenever you ask for water they turn into Satan. So, I'll see you all in the FUTUUUUURE!!! WOAH!!!

Didn't get past the first step...

And I make my glorious return! On a weekend! Yeah! So, uh, for those of you who don't know who Ricky Gervias is, look him up. You'll get it. Watch Ghost Town. Or night at the museum. Or invention of lying. ANYTHING WITH HIM IN IT!! Well, I don't know if he's funny in Stardust, I didn't see it, but...

Well, I'm back and I hope you all enjoy what's to come! Bye.

Oh! Almost forgot! I need you all to vote on those 2 designs I sent to threadless. Here and here. The second one hasn't been approved yet, but it should be soon. Well, See ya!

they both aren't up, one because it was shut down, the other because it hasn't been approved yet. Oh well.

Sorry Again!

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry.

there. I think that's a sorry for everyday I missed. I'm going to start making and sending out more comics soon. probably tomorrow, actually. see ya!